THE WOOZY LIFE


GOODBYE WOOZYLIFE HELLO MAHFIA!

Check out the new new MAHFIA.COM . This has been a project of mine in the works for oh about…my whole life. Always knew I was going to start my own business since high school and well that time is finally here! The teaser site for MAHFIA.COM launched February 2010 and things have been moving forward at lighting speed ever since. I don’t have too much time to update WoozyLife anymore so these pages will just have to serve as a time capsule for 2009. If MAHFIA.COM doesn’t work out, woozylife is back on! Just kidding.

MAHFIA.COM is a lifestyle videozine that will be like nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’d try to put it in words but I’m a visual person so you’ll just have to watch it unfold and take some wild guesses until the full launch this June.

For now, here are all the clues…

http://mahfia.com/
http://vimeo.com/channels/mahfia
http://www.facebook.com/themahfia
http://twitter.com/themahfia
http://mahfiaproductions.tumblr.com/

stay tuned….SECRETS OUT SUMMER 2010



MAC vs PC
January 21, 2010, 4:42 pm
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this shit is funny. if I had a little sister, i could only hope that she’d be as awesome as either of these little boogers



SHII. WII FOR CHICKS
November 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
Filed under: .2 videos, .8 funny shit



Hilarious. Belgians apparently are funny as hell!



RANDOM PHOTO 9.3.09
September 3, 2009, 11:35 am
Filed under: .1 random photo, .8 funny shit

GOTTA LOVE ASIA!

genius store name

genius store name



RANDOM PHOTO 7.16
July 16, 2009, 8:49 pm
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Just when we thought things couldn’t get crazier in China….we see this shoe at one of the shopping malls in Shanghai. I mean it’s one thing to knock stuff off but you would think they would at least get the brands right….maybe they sell more this way because you are getting two brands in one shoe…

etnies x dc collab?!

etnies x dc collab?!



THAT CREEPER AT THE BAR
July 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
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You know when that creeper is eying you at the bar? Well, now there is a solution:

“The freaks come out at night. They glom onto your elbow, disrupt your conversations and worst of all, they freeze out the real hot prospects. First step? Slip on the ring — a little bright lie that says you’re married to the man of your dreams (whenever he gets here). When the coast is clear, stash your secret weapon in your keychain. Next time an unwanted suitor lurks near, tap your inner vixen and remember: you’re Ms. Taken!”

Picture 1
http://mstaken.com/

HILARIOUS:

http://mstaken.com/



JIMMY THE SKATEBOARDER
June 15, 2009, 11:49 pm
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Jimmy Carlin is an awesome skateboarder who rides for Osiris, but he is even more awesome if you are stuck in a van for 8 hours. Here is why:

http://www.blackboxdist.com/i/popup/jimmy-carlin-experience/

Jimmy Carlin



RANDOM PHOTO 6.15
June 15, 2009, 10:37 am
Filed under: .1 random photo, .4 fashion, .8 funny shit

Another pic from China. We really didn’t see many foreigners while we were there and when we did, they definitely stuck out, usually because they were taller than everyone else and didn’t have black hair. This lady stuck out because she looked like a mascot for Pepto Bismo. I mean, don’t get me wrong I like pink but this lady desperately needed some fashion direction.

pepto bismo mascot

pepto bismo mascot



RANDOM PHOTO 6.13
June 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
Filed under: .1 random photo, .8 funny shit

Last summer at the US OPEN of surfing in Huntington Beach we saw all kinds of crazy shit. On one of the most hungover mornings ever, Annie and I were driving back to the pier to get to the skate contest and we saw this. I dunno if it was funnier than it should’ve been because we were still drunk or if it’s really just hilarious. Im going with the latter.

hot diggity dog

hot diggity dog




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